Monday, March 26, 2007


Heellooo

So how is everyone..hope everyone is well.

Things are good here..not alot happening though

FRANKIE

Well he is doing really well. When I had him weighed last he was 9lb and is due to be weighed 2moro (I got him weighed bout 2wks ago so could have put on quite a bit!!)He is begining to sleep for longer at nite time..which is always nice..especially when he slept for 10hrs the sat nite b4 Mothers Day...what a present that was...however typically it was Jamies nite to get up and feed him and conceqently didnt have to!!!!!!
Mothers Day was good...I got my very 1st MD card and 2 CDs which was very nice. We didnt really do anything and the weather was crap but it was a nice day!!
He is smiling so much more now...not just at us but at friends and other family members to.



SCRAPPING

Well I have joined the Design Collective I am so looking forward to the 1st Class everyone seems to be 'buzzing' with anticipation.
For those of you who havent heard of the Design Collective its a forum giving Design Inspiration. You can subscribe and join in with the classes/you can visit the forum/and there is a Blog but not only are they giving inspiration but they are giving hints and tips and general advice...Icant wait!!!!!!

I am almost finished with my wedding album ...finally...only got approx 10 pgs left to create but they will contain party pics so will be quite simple.

JOKE ALERT!!!

I got this Joke from HYSTERI-CAL on UKS and it really brightend up my day so I thought id share it (hope it doesnt offend anyonexx)...THANX CALxxx

"Harold is 92 and lives in a old folk's home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the sitting room to smoke a cigar, listen to music, ponder his accomplishments and reflect on his long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours had passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?" "SEX!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred! Would hold Harold's manhood.

Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was OK. She walked around the home,only to find him sitting in the garden with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! ----- What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

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